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: (verb) the act of giving a hand job under a table in a public environment.
I was at RTC last night and (insert name of individual) stepped up their game and gave me a UTTHJ. It was divine!
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Under The Table Hand Job - Bonus points if acheived at CPK or KFC. Comes in either UTP or OTP form.
Yeah man I scored a OTP UTTHJ at CPK today with the HR girl between conference calls.
by SevenMile November 05, 2010
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