An US Aircraft Carrier that was to be decommissioned, but instead was used as a pawn in the Persian Gulf to create WWIII.
Remember that time we falsely accused Iran of of sinking the USS Abraham Lincoln just so we didn't have to dismantle her nuclear engines?

Yup.. remember how we live in a Fascist Government..
by InsiderInfo2011 January 24, 2012
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Name of the aircraft carrier that will be name after President Obama in next 30 years or so.
The USS Barack Obama was dispatched to Sea of Japan in 2040 to support a blockade of North Korea during World War 3.
by mandengho December 03, 2009
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While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.
"Let's try 'The Sinking of the USS Nimitz' tonight!"
by billnted May 05, 2008
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A fucked up leaky rust bucket of a United States Navy vessel with a long list of complete jackass commanding officers, line officers and senior enlisted personnel which came under intense scrutiny for ignoring the morale of their crew.
The USS Arleigh Burke was by far the worst duty station I ever had while enlisted in the Navy.
by Former NN01 September 02, 2008
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When a boy takes mayonnaise out of a jar (preferably with the hand) and spreads it in his girl's bum hole. He will then proceed to lick it out of her bum hole.
Dang dude! Last night I gave my girlfriend the best Mainous (may-n-uss) ever!" "did you bring your own mayonnaise?
by Legit-name43 April 15, 2011
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meaning the love between two people, who love themselves together.
the spelling just came to be, the reason is unknown.
nina says to mara, "mara i don't love you, and i don't love me. i lovee uss."
by neenerzz January 13, 2008
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Ronald Reagan's personal cold war yacht that he won for winning the cold war. It was the site of many lavish parties for conservatives.
The ship was used for George Bush's famous "Mission Accomplished" speech when GW landed a harrier on the ships deck.
Me:The 2003 US Open was the shit! do remember when Ronald Reagan attended aboard his yacht?
Josh: You mean the USS Ronald Reagan?
by Josef Campbell December 23, 2009
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