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1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."

"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."

"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."
by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 09, 2016
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Jul 23 Word of the Day
A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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