by Communist Teddybears June 30, 2016
Just like Canada, or England only much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better. Home of beautiful forests, great food, sexy women, and we protect all of the pussies in Europe and Canada with our friggin awesome kick ass tanks and shit. If you mess with us or our allies expect us to go ape shit on your ass.
we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.)
its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything.
The USA invented:
1) the light bulb
2) computers
3) phones
4) airplanes
5) the internet
6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer
7) baseball
8) rolled toilet paper
9) breakfast cerial
10) motorcycles
11) football
12) trains
13) refrigerator
14) cameras
15) automobiles
16) zippers
17) tractors
18) advancements in all forms of firearms
19) the assembly line
20) traffic lights
21) super markets
22) liquid fuel rockets
23) iron lung
24) fiber glass
25) deodorant
26) microwave
27) mobile phones
28) video games
29) television
30) cable TV
31) carbon fiber
32) snowboarding
33) heart transplantation
34) basketball
35) e mail
36) digital camera
37) and nicotine patches
we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.)
its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything.
The USA invented:
1) the light bulb
2) computers
3) phones
4) airplanes
5) the internet
6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer
7) baseball
8) rolled toilet paper
9) breakfast cerial
10) motorcycles
11) football
12) trains
13) refrigerator
14) cameras
15) automobiles
16) zippers
17) tractors
18) advancements in all forms of firearms
19) the assembly line
20) traffic lights
21) super markets
22) liquid fuel rockets
23) iron lung
24) fiber glass
25) deodorant
26) microwave
27) mobile phones
28) video games
29) television
30) cable TV
31) carbon fiber
32) snowboarding
33) heart transplantation
34) basketball
35) e mail
36) digital camera
37) and nicotine patches
If it weren't for the USA the world would still be in the stone age. thank god they invented toilet paper.
by Thordaddy July 7, 2010
by No-Nationality July 16, 2008
The most powerful country in the world, with the strongest military unstoppable unless it’s against rice farmers.
by Thatstupidcommie January 10, 2019
Wanna know how to prevent getting shot in USA? Wear a Vietnamese hat and everyone will be scared of you.
by 毛泽东 April 26, 2019
At first, it was a new country that was really patriotic, then went on to abuse the natives, die of smallpox, bully people for colonies, just bully people, come in and steal credit, steal credit again, create anime, blame communism for all its problems, and then become the shitshow it is today
by weird eye the science guy March 4, 2019
A really great country that is constantly stereotyped and insulted by Europeans and some of our own citizens(1st amendment). That's okay, because the second a European nation is atacked, we'll go help them out so they can retain the right to insult us.
Most stereotypes about the USA are highly exagerated or just not true. people who complain about the USA often are complaining about the idiotic, fat, backwards minority. Most of dislike isbecasue people have a tendancy to insult the world power at that time out of jelousy. It doesn't matter what those idiots say because we're the country in the world right now, no matter what they say.
by northendwhitetrash June 26, 2007