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Still the best alternative to jail time when offered in a court of law.
OK Mom, sure I could get killed in Iraq, but then we all die anyway, right? You want I should do a year in Rykers Island or Attica? At least in the US Army I'll die with dignity. Besides Ma, the food might even be better.
by Crispus Attucks October 13, 2005
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Acronym (Backwards):

Y yes
M my
R retarded
A ass

S signed
U up
I can't believe my retarded ass signed up! US ARMY
by Roger Flemming May 17, 2007
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A cross between the Romans and Cletus from the Simpsons.
To get into the US Army you have to knock over every hurdle at the Special Olympics.
by frick3 February 24, 2010
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Acronym for US ARMY is

Uncle
Sam

Ain't
Released
Me
Yet
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The most powerful army, even though it's easy to beat the crap out of everyone when you're the less drunk of the world( 2% beer) and that everyone (with exceptions) has to go through it.
they put alot of publicy on it too (america's army and stupid commercials)
-how about joining the us army?
-ok. Why not?
by Gabriel P. May 15, 2005
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The Israeli army. Ignorant neocon stormtroopers too oblivious to realize they serve Israel and not the United States.
The US Army got duped into perpetrating Operation Israeli Freedom.
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