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A penis, dick, cock..Whichever.

Origins:

Created by AdamTheAlien on a live (and drunken) BlogTV podcast by Tom Milsom aka Hexachordal and Declan Proud aka Moohalaa.

One of the people chatting said he had a 9 inch dick and lived in the "UK captail". AdamTheAlien said that it officially now meant a COCK.

Aeternus_Norem was there to witness that moment.
Hexachordal has a UK captail that has a girth of 5 and a half inches.

I Love UK captail.
by Norem January 03, 2010
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
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