Useless Fuck Syndrome - Those lazy fucks we all work with everyday and manage to keep their jobs.
UFS - The guy that sleeps on the job every friggen day and the bosses ignore it.

Never finishes anything.

Takes three years to do a two day project.
by smart1_us June 24, 2010
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Standing for Universal Frame System, UFS was designed to homogenize frame mounts for aggressive skate boots. It allows almost any frame to be used with any UFS-designed boot.
"My new Remz skates have UFS frames... now I can put my old Kizers on them."
by Clinto August 17, 2006
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Ugly Friend Syndrome (you know what im talking about...)
'It's too bad... that girl was so hot- bad case of UFS though.'
by Ricky January 06, 2004
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Term used for an individual that was not blessed asthetically. These individuals may become more unattractive the more they open their mouths.
Simply stated, it means one ugly ass mo fo.
Unfortunately their face will not be their best asset.
Used in conversation:
"Audrina, please knock it off... First of all, who are you to try and tear people down? Are you a professional hater? Since you have NOTHING on this site except hate, it leaves me only on thing to critique you on. Your picture leads me to believe that you suffer from UFS. What's that??? You have been diagnosed with UNFORTUNATE FACE SYNDROME. Simply defined as one ugly bitch! Maybe it is your hater attitude that makes you so asthetically unpleasant. You're one sorry ass bitch"

by 2DefStef September 03, 2008
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An interjection used to express mild dismay
-" Sorry, we're out of hot dogs."
-"uf."
by jrd9 June 14, 2016
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The top 10 ranked participating schools, followed by the number of recruited Merit scholars, are:

1. Harvard University--378
2. University of Texas--258
3. Yale University--228
4. University of Florida--224
5. Stanford University-217
6. University of Chicago-182
7. Arizona State University--176
8. Rice University-173
9. University of Oklahoma-170
10. Princeton University--165
So what was bill saying that UF was a third rate school? FSU isnt even top 10. Looks like someone's a gay nole.

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? ... BOSS! cause UF grads are more leet than FSU grads. enough said.
by P huNgy May 17, 2004
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