Urban Dictionary: UFB

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UnFuckingBelievable. Something so completely off the wall, out of the ordinary, uncommon, or otherwise difficult to comprehend as a fact or part of one's perception of reality, that it defies belief.

Dude, I was driving along minding my own business when a cop pulls me over. He walks up to my car all slow and sanctimonious like they always do and he leans down towards the window and says to me 'Hey, I'll forget about your speeding infraction if you can score me some kind bud.'

OMFG! That is so UFB!

by Edwards Reyes September 18, 2007

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A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Eriks dad is an Elder goth

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UFB

Unfuckingbelievable to indicate it is amazingly something.

A girl with big tits. UFB!

by Hoffster October 05, 2006

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Un-Fucking Believable.

Girl: Guess whay hunni? :D
Guy: What? :P
Girl: I'm pregnant !! ;D
Guy: UFB ! Really?! O.o
Girl: Yeahh... -.-

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ugly fat b*tch / fat ass

OMG like you are a UFB.
Keep eating fat ass .

by Da Bezts_01 October 05, 2009

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The term for a really large or fat woman who is not attractive. "Ugly Fat Bitch" or UFBWK (which means Ugly Fat Bitch with kids).

"There are too many UFBs hanging out in this club tonight!"

by Catdogmanho September 07, 2015

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Ugly Fucks Better. This is derived from the idea that ugly people are better lays than the pretty ones. The uglies are a good lay because they have to work harder to please you and they know they don't have thier looks to fall back on.

You:"Damn, she's a dog"

Me: "Don't knock it man, UFB!"

by KiKKi January 14, 2006

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