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Unidentified Drinking Injury

When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.
I pretty sure I broke a finger playing cards last night. wtf.
by dj_monged August 08, 2004
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Unidentified Drinking Injury

drunken stumble, wasted and wobblin', booze bruise, liquor, shots
"Holy crap!! Where did you get that bruise on your arm?!?!"

"I don't know, its a UDI from Happy Hour on Friday."
by Meeeeechelle December 22, 2006
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Man1: Dude, why is your fucking elbow bleeding?
Man2: Wish I fucking knew bro.. pretty sure it's a UDI.
by Wes Blackout April 27, 2008
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The bruises, cut, and sprains you find all over your body after a night of partying hard that you do not remember incurring is a UDI. Man my legs are covered with UDIs.
by Kkane June 17, 2012
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Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection
"Honestly Officer, Me and my brother N-Lew don't know WHAT happened. We was just heading back from the Tav with these 2 georgous chicks and when we woke up they'd turned into Swamp Donkeys!" said J-Lew. "Must have been some sort of U.D.I." N-Lew added
by Daxxler February 05, 2003
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Unidentified Drinking Injury.

An injury such as a scratch or bruise that is obtained when in a state of drunkeness. But have no recollection or memory of how it was received.
Mate, i've got a well bad U.D.I on my arm. I must of done it last night when i was pissed!
by U.D.I United May 15, 2006
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