Universal BlowJob simulator already created in many forms with brand names
"omg mike did you here about the new UBS'
by Amazingly_mazing May 04, 2017
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Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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A 30cm steele rod used to defend yourself with.
Adam: Mate, why the hell do you have a solid steele rod in your car.
Nick: It's my UB Stick.

adam: UB Stick?

Nick: Yeah, U B dead when i hit you with it!

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Luka: Mannn..... i gotta head to Singleton, N.S.W.

Josh: Better Grab ya UB Stick.. Never know what whack jobs gonna be attempting a wigga's drive by. All the Young F@*ktards live there now.
by its.the.truth.and.you.know.it January 20, 2011
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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 03, 2018
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