Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.
by jimmybomm May 06, 2021
Me: So I got a new console, the Wii U
Other human: you don’t have a Wii, how can you use it?
Me: uh it’s a new console different from the Wii?
Other human: why does it say Wii tho
Me:REEEEEEEEEEEE
Other human: you don’t have a Wii, how can you use it?
Me: uh it’s a new console different from the Wii?
Other human: why does it say Wii tho
Me:REEEEEEEEEEEE
by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 30, 2020
A dissapointment. Not nessiseraly bad, but underwelming. Just hearing the word puts you in a funk...
by BuilderBosc April 27, 2021
by A reel person October 22, 2018
Will snatch that from you when u come
Will snatch that from you when u come lol 😂
by Lilalou May 04, 2018
The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 03, 2011
-Hey man did you wŞOL.GJDVb 0PI?ĞO)U(Y/TRFEGr7,?
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-Oh shit I forgot to wŞOL.GJDVb 0PI?ĞO)U(Y/TRFEGr7,
by keks4laiflel December 07, 2016