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The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.
So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning
by Call me spongebob babe January 13, 2012
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off
Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful
by Shafty McJonhson November 04, 2011
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like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.
by Z.Schram October 21, 2011
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it is mean some one is clumsy, forgetful, and dumb
Please stop tysoning be more careful next time.
by February 17, 2021
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