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The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.
So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning
by Call me spongebob babe January 13, 2012
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When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off
Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful
by Shafty McJonhson November 04, 2011
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like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.
by Z.Schram October 21, 2011
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