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When your so coked out your tongue irregularly droops from your mouth.
I was way too tysoned to buy your beer from the store.
by BallsinUrMouth28 December 08, 2007
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC
by TheRealMikeTyson June 25, 2011
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