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He reminds me of Jesus because of how many whamen worship him across america. When I think of Tyson, I see a sexy beast with a massive dong. Even though is white, his dick is as if it was black... even bigger!!! When he walks into a room the teachers clothes just slip of and the kids get really horny... Including the straight men. When he flips his hair the world trembles and people faint. He is also humble because he has no clue how great he is. He could buy Amazon and apple in one go because he has more money than the world. In the end, I love Tyson more than anyone else and you would too if you knew him.
Wow, Tyson makes me wetter than the ocean and my bathtub.
by Accurate Writer October 11, 2018
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A boy that makes everyone laugh but all his "friends" secretly hate him. He's kinda annoying and no one really wants him to sleepover and come the places we go but overall he's a good person
Oh no Tyson's coming, he just caked out day
by Cairns boii July 02, 2018
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A handsome blonde haired boy. Normally, kind funny, sweet, well spoken and hilarious. They often are loud but never the less have a big heart. Hobbies sometimes include, singing, dancing, playing piano, and running a succesful YouTube channel. If you ever meet a Tyson, be close to it, because it will enrich your life.
James- Whos the amazing dancer on stage?
Billy- It’s gotta be Tyson!
by TysonKirk10 February 10, 2019
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That cool kid that no one can accept in society due his badassery.
Tyson: *speaks*
Everyone: OMG! He's so badass!
by TheRussianWolf69 October 25, 2019
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An exceedingly hot man. he has the biggest muscles that you will ever see. His 10 - inch dong. this dude will usually be able to get any girl he chooses but will only go with one to stay honest.
Male: oh! My! have you seen Tyson at the gym
Female: oh yes1
by Hard T April 07, 2018
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Sexiest and sex God good looking and a gift from god
Omg did u see Tyson today
I know right I so want him
by Xxxxxxt March 16, 2017
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