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A common misspelling of the word "true", which is a word in the English dictionary in which is used to describe something realistic, or a statement that is accurate or correct. This misspelling is usually used by people of cute nature, and more specifically people that would go by the name "Angel".
Jeff Bezos: oi oi oi big men, it's me jeffrey bezonkers
Angel: TYREEEE
Jeff Bezos: what?
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by Markipoops April 09, 2021
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.
Tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.
by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004
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A part of a motor car. A motor car may have three or four of them touching the road, and one in the boot.
Every Englishman has the right to piss on the right front tyre of a parked motor car.
by The Wog Whomper May 04, 2005
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The word to sum up rolls of fat on a flabby stomach. Often associated with The Mitchelin Man
"Dylan's got more tyres than Kwik Fit" said Josh.
"Yeah, He's The Mitchelin Mans son ya know..." said Luc
by The Mitchelin Man August 13, 2008
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The best way to spell the word true.
"Jovia is really mean."

"That's tyre!"
by Sean.C November 16, 2020
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The correct way to spell true.
"Is it tyre that Jovia is mean???"

"No that's not tyre!!!"
by Sean.C November 15, 2020
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