An outrageous tweet written by a public figure meant to suck all the news coverage away from an existing damaging story. Technique mastered by Donald Trump. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Everyone was talking about my $25 million settlement on Trump University, so I Twumped them with the complaint about Hamilton.
by Lurchster November 29, 2016
by Snedwan April 05, 2009
by LittleLB15 February 26, 2017
by maefopiano August 21, 2006
Taking a dump while updating your Twitter status. Does not necessarily mean you are updating your status about taking a dump.
by alfadur August 03, 2009
Twat thump, when you're bangin a girl, pull it out, and yell you left your pussy open bitch! and thump her in the twat with a backhand.
by JCPWJS February 25, 2005