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when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.
by the deconstructionalizer March 25, 2010
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015