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Girl 1 : I really like you. Do you wanna come back to my place?
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit
Guy 1 : do you know Meagan
Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends
Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter
Guy: sure
Girl 2 : you really shouldnt do that you know you have a boyfriend.
Girl 1 : dammit
Guy 1 : do you know Meagan
Guy 2 : yeah she has like no girlfriends
Guy 1. : I heard it's because she is a total Twot-swotter
by Pop-tart98 July 09, 2011
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015