The War on Terrorism, what else could people be thinking?
I've had problems with TWOT for the past four years!
by ithinkican November 13, 2005
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'The word on the street'
Meaning a rumor or something known in the grapevine. Mostly used in the areas around Bledmeer and Benowyc.
or 'The way of the Stams'
A way to refer to gangs who pick on smaller gangs or individuals.
Sometimes used as an affirmative exclamation.

"Hey Jimmy, twots is that you're into cats"
Or
"Who said I hung around bridges all day?"
"Twots"
by Onelith June 20, 2006
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Acronym for "That Whore Over There". Replacing the THOT acronym for "That Ho Over There" because calling someone a THOT sounds like thought, which is just stupid.
*sees a thirsty female* Bruh, look at that TWOT.
by General So? August 10, 2017
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A posh pronunciation of tHe word tw@t. This word was created by Becki when she wasn't listening.
Elton stop being a TWOT, you are really annoying me
by Ginger Elton October 11, 2019
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the va-j. it is the golden slit in which pleasure for women arises. the love box...or in blatent terms, the pus.
1. My roommate Kristie is such a fucking twot, she can't even spell the word.
2. Put your dick in my wet twot; you make my pus wet.
by schmundy October 29, 2006
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Same definition as thot, exept rather than standing for tha ho over there, it stands for that whore over there, you find twots on the internet, and you're sure to find a simp saying something like "Oh my god your gorgeous" or some shit when they could be doing better things in life than scrolling through a half naked twots Instagram.
BEGONE TWOT May the TWOT police live on!
by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 02, 2020
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TWOT: Total Waste of Time

A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.

TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch
“That investor was a TWOT; he said he is a Billionaire but his car is an old Buick"
by KeshDaddy August 16, 2019
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