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1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

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vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
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snatch
honeypot
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tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum
I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.
by Officer Rick Danko November 12, 2020
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows
by hammurabiwasalier February 06, 2018
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yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh
by biscunty September 28, 2018
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An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise
I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.
by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018
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