A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.

someone who is sexy beyond mean

an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

Slang term for a Caucasian person in an African American community.

one who gets wordtwonked/word