A person who wears excessive amount of clothes that makes their balls overheat like the sun. Rejects their weebness, and make very high pitched sounds out of anger and excitement at the same time. Typically will accept semen in any hole.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.