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The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.
She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.
by GHeller April 04, 2011
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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