I was in an elevator and a dude doing the doo rag two step asked me what was for lunch. i was floored that he was able to concentrate on 3 things at once.

Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.

After eating the extra hot wings i had a bad case of the granny apple two steps

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

At the club last night it was raw as hell, i had my drink n my two step, everything was going good.