Over exaggeration of not caring.
I don't give two shits about you or your friends.
by Boykin July 14, 2006
Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
by tippler January 27, 2010
by Forever Remain September 08, 2008
1. A term used to describe something you don't give.
2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
by ccharless February 20, 2010
by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008
Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
by DistinctDiffident February 08, 2018