Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"
by Forever Remain September 08, 2008
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1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
by ccharless February 20, 2010
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One who has to top any story, one upper
"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"
by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008
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Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday
by tippler January 27, 2010
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