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A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.
Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.
by SPCtacular April 04, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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