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Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on Family Guy last night?
Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-
Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-
by LoneWolf6 June 21, 2011
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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"Are you gonna vote for class president?"
"No, I don't give two fucks about that shit."
"Do you at least give one fuck? "
"Yes."
"No, I don't give two fucks about that shit."
"Do you at least give one fuck? "
"Yes."
by Turd Flinger November 08, 2013