Derived from the 1820s when Chinese immigrants, who would suck each others penises for the meager price of two dollars a month.

(n.) Slang for one who sucks or wishes to suck another mans dick.

(v.) In the process of sucking another mans dick.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.