The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"
The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."
by Jon (943) July 10, 2008
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A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking
You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.
by benlewis76 November 04, 2018
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The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.
I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.
by Matt&Lucy April 02, 2015
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An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.
dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer
by Evbrez January 16, 2007
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liquor in the form of beer consisting of 3.2% alcahol. Use to be legal in the States for people over sixteen years of age to consume if not in large quantities per sitting.

Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .
Hmm, I think Imma have some three-two beer...
by Victor Van Styn September 03, 2005
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One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.
Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?
by Cheff Mcclure February 19, 2011
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