Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
2
To put a dirty mop in scented boiling water and twirl the mop stick between your hands causing the mop to 'whisk' the water and become dazzlingly clean.
(Currently used by about 5 people in a boarding school in the North of England)
(Currently used by about 5 people in a boarding school in the North of England)
Toilet-cleaner: 'How do you keep your mops so clean and spankin' white?'
Care-taker: 'You need to twizzle 'em otherwise they'll become black and stink of old farts.'
Care-taker: 'You need to twizzle 'em otherwise they'll become black and stink of old farts.'
by Hobo Hargreaves June 19, 2011
3
1. Around my parts, it is code for tweak (crystal methamphetamine) and its suffix derived from the familiar word drizzle, (hydroponically grown marijuana).
2. Yeah it can mean $20 worth of something, but we already have the words 'dub' and 'twanky.' Which from the perspective of a twizzle-sketcher, needs to be less masked in cryptic slang due to general lack of money anyhow. Twizzle is also considered to be more feminine than asking for sketch or twack.
2. Yeah it can mean $20 worth of something, but we already have the words 'dub' and 'twanky.' Which from the perspective of a twizzle-sketcher, needs to be less masked in cryptic slang due to general lack of money anyhow. Twizzle is also considered to be more feminine than asking for sketch or twack.
1. "Hey Masta Quinto, you heard about any twizzle?"
2. Fiend:"Hey guy on motorcycle, you know where the twizzle is at?"
Bandido: "F**k off boy"
2. Fiend:"Hey guy on motorcycle, you know where the twizzle is at?"
Bandido: "F**k off boy"
by Phungguy August 20, 2006
5
A slang counter-culture based reference from the south which eludes to someone being extremely wired amped tweaking on crystal methamphetamine dizzle crank.
That girl. . .after snorting a few lines, went from a lady to looking like a twizzle-tweaked back alley drug whore--in under ten minutes!
by Bobby Revell March 08, 2007