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Noun: A chocolate bar. Finger-shaped crunchy biscuit topped with caramel and coated in chocolate. Rumoured that some people also use these for other things =/

Verb: To twix = to finger.

'I twixed myself with a Twix'
'One finger or two?'
by Twixy February 21, 2006
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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A two digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.
After working over Crystal's asspipe with a half hour of wunderbar, Tony easily managed to go twix on that bitch.
by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008
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You look at those two black campers. They look like a Twix.
by qbot April 30, 2003
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To stall in order to create an excuse that saves you from embarrassment, beatdown, etc. This may or may not be accomplished by freezing time/eating candy.
He twixed himself out of trouble after his girlfriend found an inappropriate text.
by Wildcatter June 06, 2010
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Two dicks inserted and occupying one rectum at the same time.
She's taking two dicks in her ass right now! Yeah girl, conquer that Twix!
by JAbstract May 26, 2011
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A candy bar that you can smoke. Bite off the two ends and smoke it like a cigarette. You have to hold a lit lighter under it while you smoke it because it will not stay lit.
Smoking Twix bars is the latest trend.
by twixsmoker July 07, 2012
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