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Noun: A chocolate bar. Finger-shaped crunchy biscuit topped with caramel and coated in chocolate. Rumoured that some people also use these for other things =/

Verb: To twix = to finger.

'I twixed myself with a Twix'
'One finger or two?'
by Twixy February 21, 2006
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A two digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.
After working over Crystal's asspipe with a half hour of wunderbar, Tony easily managed to go twix on that bitch.
by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008
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You look at those two black campers. They look like a Twix.
by qbot April 30, 2003
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To stall in order to create an excuse that saves you from embarrassment, beatdown, etc. This may or may not be accomplished by freezing time/eating candy.
He twixed himself out of trouble after his girlfriend found an inappropriate text.
by Wildcatter June 06, 2010
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Two dicks inserted and occupying one rectum at the same time.
She's taking two dicks in her ass right now! Yeah girl, conquer that Twix!
by JAbstract May 26, 2011
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A candy bar that you can smoke. Bite off the two ends and smoke it like a cigarette. You have to hold a lit lighter under it while you smoke it because it will not stay lit.
Smoking Twix bars is the latest trend.
by twixsmoker July 07, 2012
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