This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.
But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.
But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.
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john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!
john: headed off to school bleh ...
john: man i hate math class!
john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3
john: cant stop thinking about her<3
mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(
john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!
john: headed off to school bleh ...
john: man i hate math class!
john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3
john: cant stop thinking about her<3
mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(
by hailysComet April 11, 2010
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A common psychological disorder that known to cause people severe dissatisfaction with life and severe anger.
a Symptom that Twitter Syndrome known to cause is being Hyper Offended about what normal person think jokes | Opinions | World Views Or Being Hyper offended behalf a whole Ethnicity | Religion | Race | Gender and always trying to find a relation between their self and any ethic group that suffered from a discrimination through history just to use it later for personal gain.
Some other symptoms to list that commonly to have by a person with Twitter Syndrome
De-Member-ing : a person with Twitter Syndrome are known to De-Member-ing any person from their Ethnicity simply for disagreeing with them. *EG:1
Unjustified over-caring for fictional characters: a common behavior that the average person with twitter syndrome has is Overvaluing the right of Video game | Movie | Cartoon Character more than actual human rights. *EG:2
Double standards. Doesn't need an example
Lack of self awareness. *EG:3
Cancel and don't forgive. *EG:4
a Symptom that Twitter Syndrome known to cause is being Hyper Offended about what normal person think jokes | Opinions | World Views Or Being Hyper offended behalf a whole Ethnicity | Religion | Race | Gender and always trying to find a relation between their self and any ethic group that suffered from a discrimination through history just to use it later for personal gain.
Some other symptoms to list that commonly to have by a person with Twitter Syndrome
De-Member-ing : a person with Twitter Syndrome are known to De-Member-ing any person from their Ethnicity simply for disagreeing with them. *EG:1
Unjustified over-caring for fictional characters: a common behavior that the average person with twitter syndrome has is Overvaluing the right of Video game | Movie | Cartoon Character more than actual human rights. *EG:2
Double standards. Doesn't need an example
Lack of self awareness. *EG:3
Cancel and don't forgive. *EG:4
EG1
Person A: Hi B Who you Gonna vote for?
Person B: yo A how you doing! i think am gonna vote for X!
Person A: You voting for X? why not Y? Y Cared more for your B's Ethnicity
Person B: I think X is more fitting to run the country honestly and I like his politics
Person A: Unbelievable! I Don't even believe you said that! you know what! you are not even B's Ethnicity I don't think we can be friends anymore!.
EG2
Person A:I don't believe that X game had female getting stoned to death by those X am making protest and change.org petition against those misogynic devs!
Person B: Calm down A the game was telling a real story about woman born in S that didn't wear H and got killed by M Extremists.
Person A: So you now saying M are terrorists now? that's their culture! there's no savage cultures!
EG3
Person A: F*** Capitalism! *Tweeted using Twitter for iPhone*
EG4
Person B: i have said many bad things couple years back and i deeply apologies for my audience. i have changed am better person now.
Person A: What you said was disgusting and unforgivable! you must suffer your whole life for that! apology denied!
Final EG
V: Yo Edward! how you doing m8! u saw how retard Eden's post was?
Edward: Yeah i think he suffers from Twitter Syndrome.
V: i was thinking the same!!!
Person A: Hi B Who you Gonna vote for?
Person B: yo A how you doing! i think am gonna vote for X!
Person A: You voting for X? why not Y? Y Cared more for your B's Ethnicity
Person B: I think X is more fitting to run the country honestly and I like his politics
Person A: Unbelievable! I Don't even believe you said that! you know what! you are not even B's Ethnicity I don't think we can be friends anymore!.
EG2
Person A:I don't believe that X game had female getting stoned to death by those X am making protest and change.org petition against those misogynic devs!
Person B: Calm down A the game was telling a real story about woman born in S that didn't wear H and got killed by M Extremists.
Person A: So you now saying M are terrorists now? that's their culture! there's no savage cultures!
EG3
Person A: F*** Capitalism! *Tweeted using Twitter for iPhone*
EG4
Person B: i have said many bad things couple years back and i deeply apologies for my audience. i have changed am better person now.
Person A: What you said was disgusting and unforgivable! you must suffer your whole life for that! apology denied!
Final EG
V: Yo Edward! how you doing m8! u saw how retard Eden's post was?
Edward: Yeah i think he suffers from Twitter Syndrome.
V: i was thinking the same!!!
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by Edward ken April 10, 2021
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When someone sends you a message or IM and it's in a bunch of short abbreviated incomplete sentences that are less than 140 words.
Mike: We have more slides to watch. Waiting for PA room
Lunch won't be til late.
Me: HAHA dude you have Twitter Syndrome.
Lunch won't be til late.
Me: HAHA dude you have Twitter Syndrome.
by rubygal September 23, 2009
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The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
by S. Storm March 09, 2019
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