TWITs stands for 'Teenage Women in Their Thirties' and refers to 30-something women who have extended their adolescence, as well as those who, after starting a family, have entered a second teenage lifestage. The poster girls might be Pink, Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani.
As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (www.mccrindle.com.au), the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), NETTELs (Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life), the Downagers, the Silver Stylers and the Boomerang kids.
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An insult formed from the combination of the words 'twat' and 'clit'.
She trolls for taken boys, she is such a twit!
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Noun. A regular user of twitter, a web site and service that allows people to post short text messages. The label is not necessarily pejorative.
Even though I've never met him in real life, I know all sorts of snippets of this guy's life because he's a twit.

I just had a twit stop in the office and say he's been following my updates.
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twit (noun)

a foolish person

synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally

sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.
by Jirka January 24, 2007
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bob: whoa!! that twit is sure gonna have some big baby fish!
fred: yes it is! their names will be sam, timmy, martha,...
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