by Dooners April 15, 2011
This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.
by Savingtheangels June 23, 2010
by Crystal Jennings July 02, 2013
A combination of the words "Twitter" and "snowflake." Someone on Twitter that gets really defensive over something that's (overall) trivial. This can also apply to politics, gaming, tv shows, etc. They'd mostly throw out derogatory terms like "racist", "homophobic", "ableist", etc. usually deriving from places like Tumblr.
This person on Twitter is being a twit-flake because someone made a sarcastic joke. So they decided to call the person "racist." Then the other person came out saying it was sarcastic. The twit-flake decided to call that person "ableist" since they didn't include "/s" in the middle of their joke. Even though it was easy to identify as sarcasm even without "/s."
by TheBlankOne November 24, 2020
Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
The most perfect duo of sisters ever. They are born to rule the world. They make everyone happy and when they're together they have the most hillarioud conversations ever. They can talk blabber all day and insult each other, but still be there for each other at the end. Because they love each other and are way too perfect !
by lilsnshine May 31, 2015
To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.
She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.
I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special
I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special
by arthax0r December 06, 2009