When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.

Someone who's uncertain, or has a tendency to contradict themselves.

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

How you feel layin down after taking 10 hits

Involuntary muscle twitching while high/stoned