Jeff: "Hey do you wanna go down to the beach? I fancy some twitching?"
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Bob: "I love wearing sunglasses, they are great for twitching."
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Bob: "I love wearing sunglasses, they are great for twitching."
by Greveson December 03, 2009
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700βs when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.
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by A random nobody :) August 03, 2020
A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.
by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009
twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter
Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."
by Spidermonkey'sRULE December 01, 2010
by Realgirl2020 December 19, 2020
"Hi tweeps. Please forgive my last tweet. I'm just twitching."
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"
by Jragyn January 20, 2010
Jun 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

