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A nickname given to a person who originally was called a Twitch but suddenly thought she was a dinosaur. She's usually friends with a Spanki and always refers to her as a competitive whore. She fucks lots of different people and just goes around talking about how big or small there dicks were. She is a Jonite which is a person who worships Jonah Falcon because of there weird obsession with Penis. Twitchasaurs are super emotional and cry at just about anything. She thinks nobody is really there for her but really everyone loves her. Twitchasaurs are never hated but often hate everyone else and refuses to give them chances. She believes Spankis are attractive and attempts to have her way with them but often finds that they are "too straight".
Twitchasaur: hey Spanki wanna fuck?

Spanki: I have a boyfriend

Twitchasaur: so!??!?!?

Spanki: Means im straight

Twitchasaur: Prove it
by Spanki Koochinazz August 28, 2009
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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