The act of when someone watches, reads or listens to something so cringey or terrible they get an erection (See 87 Degree Taco For Females) that their penis twists into a knot and is stuck like that until it falls or is removed via botched laser surgery.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.