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(noun)
1. a woman's breasts, of any size or shape. Usually, a tactful compliment, a term of praise, approval, or admiration.
2. a woman's breasts, of any size, that have close to a perfectly symmetrical appearance, while hidden under clothing. Often, an illusion created by the dress designer's art.
3. Ideally, breasts that are almost exact mirror images of each other, even when bared, and deprived of any support from undergarments. Sometimes also called 'identical twins' (cf. fraternal twins)
1. a woman's breasts, of any size or shape. Usually, a tactful compliment, a term of praise, approval, or admiration.
2. a woman's breasts, of any size, that have close to a perfectly symmetrical appearance, while hidden under clothing. Often, an illusion created by the dress designer's art.
3. Ideally, breasts that are almost exact mirror images of each other, even when bared, and deprived of any support from undergarments. Sometimes also called 'identical twins' (cf. fraternal twins)
"Gail's twin girls are so cute!"
"Whadaya' mean? I thought she only had two children, a boy and a girl."
"Hey, dufus, I'm talking about the twins with whom she is inseparable!"
"Oh... duh... I getcha! They ARE cute!"
"I like it when she brings her twin girls to work." (LOL)
"Duh... How could she not?"
"Our waitress is drivin' me crazy."
"What's the deal?"
"Her twin girls are flirtin' with me!"
"Uh... yeah... I noticed that. Some kind of montease."
"Yep, they're dancin', too... in a very subtle but seductive rhythm."
"Ummm, yes... swing and sway"
"Jiggly too!"
"This restaurant has great service, don't you think?" (LOL)
"The food is not bad, either."
"I once I had a 43 year old girlfriend whose twin girls were still virgins."
"You're makin' that up... you mean... they never?"
"Nope... neither she nor her husband ever even heard of it. She didn't think it was possible... but was ever so grateful, once I convinced her to try it. She was a rare case, absolutely nipplegasmic."
"Well, how did you convince her?"
"I sent her to the online Wiki Pedia, to look up 'mammary intercourse' "
"No foolin'! Wiki Pedia has an article on that? And that's the title?"
"Yep! Technically accurate and clinically dispassionate, as always. And that's just what the learned professors call it-- 'mammary intercourse'."
"My wife's girls are twins, identical twins."
"Wow... cool... THAT I'd like to see... identical twin girls!"
"Careful, friend... her twins do not perform in public."
"OK... I'll take your word for it. ...don't need to see 'em to believe 'em!"
"Whadaya' mean? I thought she only had two children, a boy and a girl."
"Hey, dufus, I'm talking about the twins with whom she is inseparable!"
"Oh... duh... I getcha! They ARE cute!"
"I like it when she brings her twin girls to work." (LOL)
"Duh... How could she not?"
"Our waitress is drivin' me crazy."
"What's the deal?"
"Her twin girls are flirtin' with me!"
"Uh... yeah... I noticed that. Some kind of montease."
"Yep, they're dancin', too... in a very subtle but seductive rhythm."
"Ummm, yes... swing and sway"
"Jiggly too!"
"This restaurant has great service, don't you think?" (LOL)
"The food is not bad, either."
"I once I had a 43 year old girlfriend whose twin girls were still virgins."
"You're makin' that up... you mean... they never?"
"Nope... neither she nor her husband ever even heard of it. She didn't think it was possible... but was ever so grateful, once I convinced her to try it. She was a rare case, absolutely nipplegasmic."
"Well, how did you convince her?"
"I sent her to the online Wiki Pedia, to look up 'mammary intercourse' "
"No foolin'! Wiki Pedia has an article on that? And that's the title?"
"Yep! Technically accurate and clinically dispassionate, as always. And that's just what the learned professors call it-- 'mammary intercourse'."
"My wife's girls are twins, identical twins."
"Wow... cool... THAT I'd like to see... identical twin girls!"
"Careful, friend... her twins do not perform in public."
"OK... I'll take your word for it. ...don't need to see 'em to believe 'em!"
by Casey Johns February 03, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011