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the cross between a twat and a dildo. the worst possible thing to be called
have you talked to neil lately?
yeah that guy is such a twildo
by woox220 October 30, 2008
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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