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A twife is a twat wife. Overall not a bad women just unable to prioritize for the good of the family.
I want to go work out but my twife won't come get the baby.
by Kdub217 November 27, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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An ex-wife that you marry twice.

Someone that you formerly married, divorced and then remarried a second time.
I'm falling in love with my ex-wife all over again. I want to remarry her and make her my twife.

Me and my twife get along better during our second marriage than we did during our first marriage.
by kjv22 March 26, 2021
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Acronym for THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING, a YOLO for sadder times.
I just dropped $2k on a gaming rig I'll only use once but whatever, twife
by Joel owns this word November 01, 2017
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