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A fat worthless piece of shit.Eats all day and is not helpful usually he has no girls and it always single
Damn you look just like a Twez
by Nxcs May 30, 2021
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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I walked up to my local drug dealer and asked for the twez
by Moot rash April 20, 2019
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