Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.
I have an itchy, flaky twert.
by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
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Flirting on Twitter. Derived from a combination of flirting and tweeting.
Mike was twerting with Mary but Mary was unimpressed with his twerting and was twerting elsewhere with Brad.
by Aussie Cossie October 11, 2009
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To fart while tweeting/blogging on twitter.
Anderson Cooper twerted while on twitter after eating a Chipotle burrito.
by Tdub00 July 08, 2009
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The act of twerking while using twitter.
Guy 1: Yo that girl is twerkin but also has her hands on the floor on her phone - sup?

Guy 2: Oh she must be twerting.
by lesbenson November 09, 2013
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Originating from an idyllic area in the South West of England, Twerton, the term is used to describe a character who has a wardrobe consisting entirely of discounted sporting apparel and one ill-fitting suit from Burtons used for court appearances and regular family christenings (the result of cousins breeding like rabbits). Wears Lynx Africa but has an overpowering scent of stale Rich Tea biscuits. Thick as pig shit.
I see Dave was wearing his white Donnay socks with his suit for the big meeting, the fucking Twert.
by jojubs June 06, 2020
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