Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

Twee +English=Tweenglish

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' and random typos and the replacement of words with random terms that are also typos sometimes and bear no relation to the intended meaning.
It is also highly infections ......
but if you know her well, u kinda get the hang of this random gibberish soon.