Someone you adore but you're too douchey or awkward to call an actual real pet name

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.

To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.

A complete douchebag whose narcissism is unparalleled. To earn the title of twatwaffle, one must post selfies whenever they eat, drink, or take a dump. Additionally they must comment on every social and political issue that is trending for that day, usually hijacking someone else's thoughts. Twatwaffles are fueled by likes and comments on facebook and will go to any lengths to get them.

A TwatWaffle or a gaggle of TwatWaffles "a person or group of people that believe their own subjective bios can not be challenged or debated with reason, rendering any contradicting ideology evil and not worthy of further investigation.

Noun- Is the combination of the word twat-a person regarded as stupid or obnoxious/a woman's genitals. and waffle- grid- patterned pancake-like food that's tasty with syrup.
Twatwaffle- is a girl with no self-respect, low standards, no goals, If and when this degenerate is in a relationship a few shots makes her forget all about her "boyfriend" and whoever buys her the most drinks is taking her home. Unfortunately you will find upon encountering a twatwaffle that her downstairs is spoiled and feels/tastes like a soggy waffle left in the Arizona summer for two weeks. Remember kidies some things are forever such as herpies.

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.