To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.