1. Female genitalia.
2. An offensive name.
3.A silly Welsh ginger cunt.
I'd like to see her twat.

You fucking twat.

Oi you squirrelly twat.
by pissflap mcgee June 08, 2013
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1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)
"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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Hit extremely hard / Beat up
I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him
by CiCi March 11, 2005
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1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish
"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"
by cripple July 30, 2004
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Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society
A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.
by Goonbater June 19, 2020
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To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs
"I was so twatted last night"
by Leanne April 02, 2005
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An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"
I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...
by Berry November 24, 2003
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