1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)
by mugwump November 13, 2004
by cripple July 30, 2004
A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.
by Goonbater June 19, 2020
I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...
by Berry November 24, 2003
1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)
3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.
"I voted for Tony Blair"!
by STePPeNWoLFe September 19, 2006

