1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)
"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.
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Hit extremely hard / Beat up
I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him
by CiCi March 11, 2005
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1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish
"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"
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Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society
A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.
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To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs
"I was so twatted last night"
by Leanne April 02, 2005
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An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"
I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...
by Berry November 24, 2003
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1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!

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